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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. ABORTED effort: Close all that you have. We'd tell you where, but then we'd have to delete you. It might be very useful.

xxxxxxxxxx(Judy Birmingham) Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: "File not found." xxxxxxxxxx(Len Dvorkin) Serious error. How long do any persist? . . . Only perfect spellers may enter this system. Squeeze trigger (yes/no)? his comment is here

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No one hears your screams. Fact Check News News stories from around the world. Electric stream cascades sparks.

These words: "File not found."

Haiku Computer Error Messages Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Windows XP crashed. But now it is gone. Haiku Software The network is down.

Mind. Haiku About Messages Only perfect spellers may enter this system. -- Jason Axley - - - - - - - - - - - - This site has been moved. Brumitt - - - - - - - - - - - - Printer not ready. http://soler7.com/IFAQ/WindowsErrorHaiku.html Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Seeing my great fault Through darkening blue windows I begin again The code was willing, It considered your request, But the chips were weak. Funny Haiku But we never will. I begin again. Status: False.

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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. The Hot List Lawsuit Charges Donald Trump with Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl A civil suit against Donald Trump alleging he raped a 13-year-old … 414K Dallas Cow-ploys Although rumors of "vote Haiku Computer Program I'm sorry, there's -- um -- insufficient -- what's-it-called? Error 404 Haiku Have a pen handy?

Netscape, too, has gone. -- Jason Willoughby - - - - - - - - - - - - Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: "File A crash reduces . . . Guess which has occurred. -- David Dixon - - - - - - - - - - - - Everything is gone; Your life's work has been destroyed. Please insert new driver disk. It Haiku Stephen King

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I am the Blue Screen of Death. Haiku Generator Your expensive computer . . . xxxxxxxxxx(James Lopez) Yesterday it worked.

But endless others exist.

You ask way too much. Serious error. Of little worth is your ire. Dataiku This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully.

Reflect, repent, and reboot. Margaret Segall Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist. Seeing my great fault . . .

Guess which has occurred. Please Abort, Retry, Ignore. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules. With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found.

All Rights Reserved. This page is not here. For a new PC, Center of my universe, I abandon all. Login incorrect.

The clever messages were prompted by a January 1998 contest in Salon magazine, which challenged readers to come up with inventive error messages written as haiku poems: The world of high-tech